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Hardware Store

by "Weird Al" Yankovic · from The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic

2003Comedy3:44Track 12

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Review by Yuki Tanaka★★★Sample

I respect it more than I love it. “Hardware Store” is undeniable though.

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Review by Jules Archer★★½Sample

I wanted to love this so badly. “Hardware Store” is fine I guess.

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Disc 1
1
Another One Rides the Bus
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2:36
2
Polkas On 45
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4:20
3
Eat It
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3:21
4
I Lost On Jeopardy
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5
Yoda
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6
One More Minute
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7
Like a Surgeon
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3:31
8
Dare to Be Stupid
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3:25
9
Dog Eat Dog
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3:43
10
Lasagna
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2:47
11
Melanie
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3:58
12
Fat
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3:36
13
UHF (Single Version)
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14
The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota
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15
Trigger Happy
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16
Smells Like Nirvana
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You Don't Love Me Anymore
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18
Bedrock Anthem
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19
Frank's 2000" TV
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Jurassic Park
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Disc 2
1
Since You've Been Gone
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2
Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
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3
Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States)
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2:10
4
Everything You Know Is Wrong
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3:48
5
The Night Santa Went Crazy
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6
Your Horoscope for Today
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3:59
7
It's All About the Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy)
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8
The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
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5:29
9
Albuquerque
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10
Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)
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3:36
11
Bob
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2:29
12
Hardware Store
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3:44
13
I'll Sue Ya
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3:51
14
Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
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2:23
15
Pancreas
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16
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17
White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone)
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18
Trapped In the Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly)
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