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The Headmaster Ritual by The Smiths • Jukebox

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The Headmaster Ritual

by The Smiths · from Meat Is Murder

1985Alternative4:53Track 1

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Review by Priya Raman★★½Sample

I wanted to love this so badly. “The Headmaster Ritual” is fine I guess.

2.8K likes

Review by Jules Archer★★★★Sample

Played this on a road trip and now every highway sounds like “The Headmaster Ritual”.

1.3K likes

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Tracklist

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1
The Headmaster Ritual
sample avg 3.3
4:53
2
Rusholme Ruffians
sample avg 3.0
4:20
3
I Want the One I Can't Have
sample avg 3.5
3:14
4
What She Said
sample avg 3.6
2:42
5
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
sample avg 3.9
4:58
6
Nowhere Fast
sample avg 3.0
2:37
7
Well I Wonder
sample avg 3.5
4:00
8
Barbarism Begins at Home
sample avg 2.9
6:54
9
Meat Is Murder
sample avg 3.7
6:12

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Review by Tomasz W.★★★½Sample

Good album to do dishes to. Great album to stare at the ceiling to.

978 likes

Review by Yuki Tanaka★★★½Sample

Not every song lands, but when it does it LANDS. “The Headmaster Ritual” is the keeper.

686 likes

Review by lena★★★½Sample

I respect it more than I love it. “The Headmaster Ritual” is undeniable though.

40 likes